a few months later...

i stumbled across this piece of crap today... and seeing as how i have two tests tomorrow, what better way to procrastinate than bringing back the past...

i remember when i used to write in "xanga" every fucking day in high school... i always had something to bitch about... i always had someONE to bitch about... and xanga was the somePLACE to bitch... i am no longer a high schooler so xanga and i have parted ways... i am now a "blogger"... i was a few months back too, but that doesn't count cuz i didn't commit to it... but now i'm fully committed to writing my feelings out and publicizing every detail of my life for the world to scrutinize over...

today i ate some prerinsed salad... the kind that comes in sealed bags... the kind that lazy people eat because they're too lazy to chop up their own head of lettuce and possibly spend a bare minimum of 15 seconds rinsing it themselves... i am one of these lazy people... i am also one of those stupid people that don't check the expiration date before purchasing... i bought this salad concoction on saturday... it is monday... and it expires in two days... that means the "rinsers" of these delicate salad leaves thought the consumer could eat all of the salad in 5 fucking days... i don't know if you've ever had salad, but i do know that no normal person enjoys eating just salad every fucking day in order to win the battle with the expiration date printed on the bag...

to make matters worse, i bought this bag of salad at costco... which means not only is it humongous, it was meant to feed 904832043 million people... that's a lot of fucking people... i need to make friends that eat salad... 24/7 and invite them over for the next 3 fucking days to get rid of this salad crap...

thanks for reading... to the select few that actually do...

peace...